The No York Times

L.D. — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 10:15:08 +0000

Nice rack.

If trees are going to die for a good cause, let that cause be the dissemination of news. And yet… no newspapers at 9:00 in the morning yesterday?

Die-hard newspaper readers can hope the papers on this kiosk rack were merely sold out. Not that a lack of interest meant the news agent didn’t bother to stock any.

Click through to get Mame’s take on the situation in her New York blog.

Obamadog, and My Dog.

L.D. — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:35:23 +0000

A race in the White House. (Photo: whitehouse.gov)

Pet owners will spend an estimated $45 billion on their precious companions this year, says the American Pet Products Association. Some of that goes to wee, pet versions of mink coats, tiny doggie tiaras, and designer bird cages. In that estimated $45 billion, I wonder, was someone able to capture the value of the national frenzy over the Obama’s acquisition of Bo, the Portuguese Water dog?

Now is a good time to point out there’s a much less exalted road to pet ownership. Take me: eight months after 9/11, I was in New York City and I wanted a dog. Bad. I needed a reason to go outside three times a day on weekends.

So I started looking at shelter dogs on line. I’m not resentful there was no international search for my dog. Actually, I enjoyed the search a little too much. It got to the point where I was spending hours on line looking at dogs in shelters as far away as Wisconsin.

I was turned down by one rescue league because I had never owned a dog before. Taken aback but undeterred, I showed up at Bideawee, right in Midtown Manhattan. I needed two IDs, a letter from my landlord, a copy of my lease, and a whopping $35. Mishka, a “blue shepherd mix,” came home with me that day. Simple.

Mame with Mishka, years after the shelter rescue.

I’m as interested as anyone at the news of the Obamadog arrival. But those of us who aren’t breed enthusiasts are quietly wondering if the First Family might not have adopted a rescue dog from a shelter had it not been for allergies in the family.

Even if you, as a prospective dog owner, have needs that are satisfied only by certain breeds, there are rescue leagues that can help. Say you yearn for an energetic freak in the house: the Viszla Club can help. Or you have a butcher in the family but you’re a vegetarian—turn to one of many Great Dane Rescue Societies. If you need a portable, four-legged boss, try the Chihuahua Club of America. For a complete listing of breed rescue leagues click here.

You may not get a six-week-old puppy from a rescue league, but you can certainly return stability to the life of a dog whose owner has been forced to stop caring for their pet. And that’s the real problem: home foreclosures, or stays in jail, can leave an animal homeless.

Aloha, Bo! (Photo: whitehouse.gov)

The ASPCA estimates that hundreds of thousands of pets across the country could be abandoned or relinquished to a shelter as a direct result of the subprime mortgage crisis. Dr. Stephen Zawistowski, Executive Vice President of ASPCA Programs, issued a statement saying the potential for serious animal welfare issues is particularly high in states like Nevada, which has three times the foreclosure rate of the rest of the country.

Naturally, shelters are feeling the pinch, too. Bideawee, where I adopted Mishka, is an animal welfare organization founded in 1903; because of a shortfall in donations, it recently closed one of its satellite operations.

With the thousands of dogs all over the country waiting for a home, you don’t need to live in the White House to give them one.

Mame McCutchin keeps a blog about Mishka. Front page photo of Mishka’s nose, by Jen Minary, is titled ‘Welcome to the Holland Tunnel.’

Filthy Bird

L.D. — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 07:16:04 +0000

Before you click on this Cursebird link, see if you can guess which are the top five swear words that senders put in their tweets.
Don’t do it if four-letter words turn your stomach.
Bonus — see the actual tweets that contain the offensive language.

Artwork by Mame McCutchin.

Mommy Has a Knife

L.D. — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:25:07 +0000

Little Pascale turned four years old this weekend, and Mame got the party going, complete with birthday cake. She used the knife to cut that as well as her scary photo. The birthday girl contentedly ate big forkfuls once her mother was done with the surgical enhancement.

The celebration goes on here.

F. U. Penguin: Cute Kitten Patrol

L.D. — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:24:07 +0000

Does verbal abuse count if the cross-bred Japanese kitten doesn’t understand it?
“Here’s where I tell cute animals what’s what.”

Free Money at Low, Low Rates

L.D. — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:30:57 +0000

Mame strikes gold.

Mame, NewsPlink’s Blogmistress, avoids Ponzi schemes by really looking where she’s going: the streets of New York are paved with… loose change.